Order fish like a local. Pay what you expected.
Iberian seafood is priced per kilo, the couvert is charged if you touch it, and kitchens close early. Quilo turns all of that into numbers and phrases you can use at the table.
Price this fish
€/kg on the board → real € on your bill
What to say
Weigh-and-confirm, decline couvert, tap water
Is this place a trap?
Algarve geography + red flags in 60 seconds
How it works here
The couvertWhy bread you didn't order costs money
Fish by the kiloThe €/kg board, decoded
Meal timesWhen kitchens actually open and close
Getting a tablePhone vs walk-in vs TheFork
Guides
How to order fish in Portugal (and not get a shock bill)
Fish priced per kilo in Portugal, explained
Algarve restaurant couvert, explained
Praia da Rocha tourist-trap restaurants: a geography guide